Are you on Ravelry? If not, why aren’t you? It’s only the greatest knitting/crochet site ever created! Anyways, we have a group now. You should join that group. Join and spam the everliving crap out of it, because we’ll totally read all of it.
p.s. In our world, “RotK” stands for “Revenge of the Knits” and not “Return of the King.” Suck it, Tolkien.